👉 A 'jelsoft body enhancing irritants' is like a superhero with a sidekick who's constantly sneezing and coughing, but instead of being annoying, they're making you feel like you've just stepped into a high-octane beauty salon gone wrong. It's the kind of thing that makes you wonder, "Is this the new 'Body Smoothie' from the future?"
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The new body spray advertised as 'jelsoft body enhancing irritants' just made my skin so itchy, it started making me question if I should've just been wearing a giant dusting of cat dander."